how to measure your penis

How To Measure Your Penis


. Get fully hard
. Place a ruler along the top of your dick
. Press comfortably into the pubic bone

Measure Penis Girth (Circumference)

1. Get fully hard
2. Wrap a tailor’s tape around your dick
3. Alternatively, use a piece of string and then measure the length of string that wrapped your dick
4. Make sure you aren’t measuring the glans/head – measure the shaft.

The Longer Answer on How To Measure Your Penis

Whether you’re just curious or have specific reasons, knowing how to measure correctly is important.

So, let’s break it down. No need to be shy. Here’s a quick guide to help you out.

Why Measure your dick?

Ever wondered if size really matters? Well, it can for some. Maybe it’s for self-confidence, or you’re buying condoms. Or you’re just plain curious by using our dick calculator. Knowing your size helps.

What You’ll Need

Simple stuff:

  • Ruler or measuring tape
  • A mirror (optional)
  • Some privacy (definitely!)

The Process

Step 1: Get Ready

First things first, you need to be erect. Yes, that’s essential. Why? Because measuring a flaccid penis gives you varying results. Trust me on this.

Step 2: Measure Length

Grab your ruler. Place it on the top of your penis, press lightly against the pubic bone.

Why? To get an accurate measurement. No need to push too hard, just enough to feel it. Measure from the base to the tip. Jot it down. There you go, that’s your length.

Step 3: Measure Girth

Now, for the girth. Use a measuring tape or a piece of string. Wrap it around the thickest part. Usually the middle. Make sure it’s snug but not too tight. Note it down. That’s your girth.

Common Questions

Does Size Really Matter?

Ah, the age-old question. Depends on who you ask. Some say yes, others no. In reality, it’s about confidence and comfort. If you’re confident, size is just a number.

How Accurate Are These Measurements?

Pretty accurate. However, variations happen. Maybe you didn’t press the ruler right or the tape was too loose. Close enough counts here.

Personal Tips

When I first tried this, it was awkward. I was in college, alone in my dorm. Felt weird but got it done. Just take your time, no rush. And remember, it’s about knowing yourself better.

Measuring your penis isn’t rocket science. It’s straightforward. Just follow the steps, be honest with yourself, and you’re good. And hey, it’s kind of fun in a way. Embrace it!


  1. Be erect.
  2. Measure length from the base.
  3. Measure girth at the thickest part.
  4. Write it down.
  5. Smile, you did it!

So, there you have it. Simple, right? Don’t overthink it. Now you know how to measure your penis!


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